身体是固定资产,
                          年龄是累计折旧,
                          暗恋是收不回的呆帐,
                          思念是日记帐,
                          爱情是无形资产,
                          缘份是营业外收入,
                          结婚是合并报表,
                          爱人是应付帐款,
                          孩子是其它应付款,
                          生活是持续经营,
                          吵架是坏帐准备
                          打架是营业损失,
                          眼泪是冲减所有者权益。
                          看病是维修费,
                          买衣服是包装费,
                          回忆是财务分析
                          旧情难忘是递延资产,
                          情人是营业外支出,
                          错爱是高估利润,
                          找个老外是外币业务,
                          自己设小金库是稳健性原则,
                          离婚是破产清算,
                          反思是内部盘点,
                          再婚是资产重组,
                          解释是更正分录,
                          复合是回转分录,
                          误会是错误分录,
                          预付帐款是提前祝身体健康，工作顺利！